Cockblock Mann

"Cockblock Man. Clockblock man. Does whatever a chastity belt can. Stops that awesome, any size. See that chick? Now you don’t. Watch out, here comes the Cockblock Man."


HOW AWESOME IS COCKBLOCK MANN THAT HE EVEN COCKBLOCKS HIMSELF?!?!

Idea by from this fic from step 2. The rest of the blasphemy is my doing.

Notes:
1. There's a hidden country that you can only see if you tilt your monitor backwards. Well, at least that's how I see it.
2. Man turned into Mann because it was the only way it could look more German without changing the name too much.
3. All the pairings at the left side are pairings I support. I just saw this now.
4. I posted this now because it should be around 2:30 AM Feb 15th in Berlin, but I'm not so sure.
5. Gilbert had a co-author, evidently from the fourth panel.
6. Should I put up translations? I wanted some people to guess what they were saying.
7. That's permanent red marker on Germany's skin. And all of Germany's clothes got spray painted with the same logo. Yes, even the ones he uses for meetings.
8. And no, I don't regret this. Yet.